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The CN Tower and the Olde Parliamentary Building.
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A stunning view of the CN Tower, the tallest free-standing man-made structure in the world. It is approximately 3000 meters high.
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The CN Tower and Tom.
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Tom was awestruck. He stood there for hours.
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He was eventually tempted away with promises of meat and liquor.
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In general, Tom is easily distracted and wooed.
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This bridge connects Toronto to the neighbouring city of Ottawa.
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The Canadian National Brothel, a favorite and frequent stop for visiting heads of state.
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The Church of Canada, recently converted to a temple of Cosmetology following the outlaw of Christianity.
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Toronto's bustling financial district.
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Deals were made!
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Bargains were struck!
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Jim and Tom at the Toronto Museum of Art.
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The Japanese embassy.
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Jim and Tom. The one on the left is Jim. The one on the right ate your cat.
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Tom and Jim.
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Tom. Jim. Jim is a native of Mississauga, a primarily Basque settlement near Toronto.
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We were aghast at the sight of the war criminal Céline Dion walking freely about the city.
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Dion ordered the nuclear sterilization of Delaware during the American-Canadian Wars of 1966-67.
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Earlier that day: Jim in profile.
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Moments later: Jim in profile, with chocolate.
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This is "poutine", the national dish of Canada. It is made of fruits and tubers that cannot grow below the 45th parallel.
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Doesn't it look delicious?
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Toronto's meat-packing district.
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The new Parliamentary Building of the Canadian national government. Toronto is the capital of Canada.
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The Olde Parliamentary Building, converted to low-income housing in the mid-1970's.
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The building comfortably shelters all new immigrants to Canada of the past 12 years.
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You must correctly answer three riddles before making a night deposit at the National Banque of Canada.
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This ornate guillotine welcomes commuters at the entrance to the Toronto subway.
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The prime minister's residence doubles as a family planning clinic.
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Rush hour gridlock. Toronto is famous for its perpetually snarled traffic.
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Yonge Street, Toronto's renowned red light district. |
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Three lovely guests at Jerry's jubilee.
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Jerry, partially obscured.
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Jerry, self-coronating. Long live Jerry!
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Ever the humanist, Jerry invited both his silicon- and carbon-based friends to the party.
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Shakara and Jim at the party. They hadn't seen each other in 27 years!
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Shakara, the person between Shakara and Jerry, and Jerry.
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